Yo Google! Google the shit! You can find anything on google. for real. yo. Google they got crazy algorhythmz an shit so dey know exactly what you lookin for! It’s SCIENCE nigga. Look - u look up anything you want. ANYTHING YOU WANT. Yo. I’m tellin u. If it ain’t on google, dat shit ain’t ANYWHERE.
Yo if you want da new Wu Tang album Wu Massacre, it’s there dog! u can just bittorrent that shit! so easy! Just look dat shit up on Google. Yo Im downloading it myself right now. Bittorrent be slow as hell but it free dog!!! Just steal da neighbors wifi if u have to! log onto netgear or some shit.
Yo my cousin owed me five hundred dollas, I just looked his ass up on google and found that bitch ass. so easy!
There be everything on google. Pictures of fine ass bitches, the news, ways to make weed purchases, Oprah, yo - I can’t even list it all.
Yo don’t be using some ghetto ass nonsense like yahoo or dogpile. that shit ain’t proper. U might as well not even bother, u feel? shit just make you all confused, givin you pictures of show dogs an shit when u lookin for fine ass bitches. Yo google they keep it real. They know if u lookin for some real shit u can turn safesearch off, but when u baby momma around you just put that shit back on. Word.
